Thanks, Afroman, for helping me recognize my addiction.
I was gonna clean my house until I got online
I was gonna get up and kiss my spouse but then I got online
my house is still messed up and I know why (why man?) yea heyy,
- cause I got online [repeat 3X]
(La da da da da da da da da)
I was gonna fold the clothes before I got online
I coulda hid them and nobody’d notice but I got online
(La da da da da da da da da)
I am wearing dirty yoga pants and I know why, (why man?) yea heyy,
- cause I got online [repeat 3X]
(La da da da da da da da da)
I was gonna cook some food but then I got online
I’ll just eat a bowl of cereal since I’m online
now I’m getting Blogger’s Butt and I know why (why man?) yea heayy,
- cause I got online [repeat 3X]
(La da da da da da da da da)
I was gonna watch the news before I got online
I was gonna catch How I Met Your Mother but then I got online
It’s ok ‘cause they’re both on the ‘Net and I know why (why man?) yea heayy,
- cause I got online [repeat 3X]
(La da da da da da da da da)
I wasn’t gonna sit here all day but I was online
I was gonna get up and take a shower but I was online
(La da da da da da da da da)
Now I smell really bad and I know why (why man?) yea heayy,
- because I got online [repeat 3X]
(La da da da da da da da da)
I’m gonna stop singing this song because I’m online
I’m singing this whole thing wrong because I’m online
and if I don’t get anything else done I know why (why man?) yea heyy,
- cause I’m online [repeat 3X]
La da da da da da, La da da da, Shoop shooby doo wop.
Get jiggy wit it, skibbidy bee bop diddy do wahhh
- cause I’m online [repeat 3X]
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BAHAHAHA. Love it. It’s a sad state of affairs sometimes, this interweb addiction.
There’s just SO MUCH STUFF to look at.
I had no idea you were such a talented songwriter! I love it!
You mean song stealer?
<3 it!!! It happens like that over here too!! Nice to know that we're all in the same boat!!
We’re all enabling each other.
Ooooh, I wonder what would happen if you got online WHILE you were high?! Please try it and report back.
Wait… I’m supposed to be doing something else right now. Never mind.
The last time I was high was that night I took some Simply Sleep and tried to hang out on Twitter. It was interesting.
I haven’t heard that song in YEARS. I’ll be singing it all afternoon. How long did it take you to do that?
I sing that song while I do the dishes sometimes. It’s catchy. Took five minutes to replace the lyrics. I’m a lazy blogger sometimes.
I smell Grammy!!!
You sure it’s not my armpits and the stanky dishes in the sink?
The internet is awesome. Love this.
Internet FOREVER.
love it!!! i’m gon to share it!!!
going*^
Thanks, Shatonya!
PERFECT!
Awesome! blogger’s butt — I’m getting one of those for sure LOL
With winter coming, it’s only going to get worse.
the song in and of itself is pretty damn funny and I’m NOT high…and your riff on the song is even funnier. especially since I’m ignoring my husband (WHO?) to sit here and read blog posts by myself in the kitchen!!!
I ignore my husband too, I’m not gonna lie.
I Tweet while I’m in the loo, I’m not gonna lie.
My obsession with the web isn’t anything new
I’m not gonna lie, I’m not gonna lie, I’m not gonna lie.
This was hilarious! This is my kind of humor. Loved it! I totally can relate, too!
Oh wow, that is high praise coming from you! Thanks, Kelley!
Awesome! Now I’m gonna have that song in my head FOREVER. It’s a catchy tune…and I may sing your lyrics.
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Welcome, January! It’ll definitely get stuck in your head. Been singing it all day.
My life. Exactly.
Haha, mine too. Well, ok I’m lying. I did shower and the house is clean. But I am procrastinating on dinner…
Hahahaha!! Thanks for the laugh, yo.
Thanks for laughin’. And Stumblin’, yo.
So awesome!!!
Omg!!
I knew exactly the tune to sing it too as well!!
You are my hero.
I need a cape.
A peacock-feather cape.
Bwahahahaha!!!! Perfect! :>
SIlly.
O0000H, My!
I remember those blunt days… ha ha
Too Funny
BAHAHA! I bet you do Kim.
HIL-AR-IOUS!!! I damn near fell off of the elliptical at the gym while I was reading (signing) this.
I would pay for video of that.
I can totally relate. Nice choice of song!
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It gets stuck in your head all day!
Well hey, at least you showered! Skibbity-bee-bop..
(-:
Said who? Diddy do wah.
This is now my new theme song.
And you’ll perform it for us?
This fits me so well!
(And now I know why you said that on Twitter earlier!
)
I really think you should record it.
Hahaha!!
Fantastic. Simply fantastic. I can waste a whole nap online, for sure. And more.
I’ve yet to stay up til dawn, but I’m sure it’s possible.
Heeheehee…I love it. And now I’ve got some hybrid of the original song and your version in my head…
HAHA! That’s exactly what’s in my head. It’s just wrong.
Ya know. I wasn’t gonna listen to the song. I was just gonna comment on your brilliant lyrics and ask you if you are spying on me.
But I listened. And I can never never never UNhear that.
Yeah, that song will stick with you forever. Trust me.
Stepping AWAY from the screen now… I swear. AWAY… from…. the… screen. ARG!!! Sucked right back into the vortex. Blast it!
Stupid black hole of entertainment.
Blogger’s Butt? Yep, totally have that. HILARIOUS.
Don’t we all, Tricia. Don’t we all.
Oh online how I love thee… and hate thee… and love thee again.
This relationship needs counseling.
Ahhh! This is me!! I have an addiction, and I don’t think there’s any help for me at all.
Not even more cowbell.
OMG, I love this!!!!
Haha, thanks!
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I’m suffering from this right now…it’s lethal and I don’t know how to stop.
I don’t think we’ll ever be able to kick the habit.
So addictive!
Web = crack.
Look at you, going all singer/songwriter on our asses! Love it!…now I’ll be singing that damn song all night. I’ll probably wake up singing it too. I will blame you! In repayment, let me say this to you: Wo-ooo-listen to the music! Wo-ooo-listen to the music….there. That’ll teach ya!
I’m totally not going to pick on you for trying to earwig me with that silly song.
hahahaha That’s awesome. Now I’m going to have that song in my head!
Yessss. Mission accomplished.